Dear Mr. Barrister Tony Abbas,

9.28.2011

I just received your email about your inheritance you wish to share with me. Thank you so much for contacting me all the way from Nigeria and offering to give me $1,000,000.00. I appreciate your kind soul and considerate heart so very dearly. I will look forward to getting your check in the mail. It must be my lucky yea because not only will you be sharing your inheritance with me, but Mr. Isaac Gozie is giving me all the money from a dormant bank account, Mr. Riccardo Varanini is giving me money from his foundation, and Mr. Alfred Udeh is sharing his lottery winnings with me. Looks like I am sitting pretty. And people said making money was hard....

Love,
Deidre
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