Dear J.K. Rowling,

Thank you for making the following conversation possible:

Dad: So, what exactly is that?

Deidre: It is Tom Riddle's journal from the Chamber of Secrets...

Dad: Well, what is wrong with it?

Deidre: Well, it is a horcrux so it holds part of Voldemort's soul. That is specifically from when he used to open the Chamber of Secrets, so it is actually Tom Riddle's soul. It has that huge hole in it because Harry stabbed it with the fang of a basilisk.

Dad: You do realize you are only using made up words right now...

Love,

Deidre