1. You are stuck somewhere
you really don't want to be, do you- walk home, call a friend, or stick it out?
One of two options… usually I will text a friend, “Hi.
Can you please call me and get me a reason to leave here?” As discretely as
possible. Or I stick it out and play Angry Birds and Draw Something. Draw
Something a little more because it takes one million games to get 249 coins for
a new color pallet! Thank the heavens for the graduation gift of an iPhone!
2. Do you like to
PLAY sports?
Yes. I like to play sports. Am I incredibly bad at every
single one? Yes. “Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me
doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.” Clueless anyone? Either
way… I get terrified of getting hit. And once, if at all, I am over that I am
so-so decent.
3. Everyone has
that one "different" song that they secretly love- what's yours?
Without a doubt P.Y.T… for
you non MJ, Michael Jackson may he rest in peace, lovers… Pretty Young Thing.
It is my JAM! It is my favorite song to practice my swimsuit walk to… or
invision myself being a little sassy. And if you catch me listening to it in my
car (along with a list of other select songs) you will be embarrassed for me
because of the faces and dance moves I will be doing. Don’t be though, because
I am totally normal and not embarrassed at all. In fact, I will probably face
you and sing directly to you through the windows.
4. What is one
thing you feel you are really good at?
I am really good at watching Toddlers and Tiaras and
eating cottage cheese. I am also really good at walking in high heels. But the thing I
am best at? That would probably have to be public speaking. Sounds weird, right? But my favorite part of pageants is interview and getting to go give assemblies and speeches at public events. I have gotten really comfortable with speaking to large groups. If I could be a convention presenter and public speaker forever, I would.
5. A dog is running
in your direction and barking loudly- what do you do?
Freeze. It is really all I can do. And if it comes at me,
I will do any of the following: put my knee up in hopes that they will be hit
in the jugular before they can eat my face, punt/dropkick/Frankenstein kick it,
or frantically scurry away. But my 6 year old self that got dog-bitten broken
skin always reminds me the knee or foot is a better option than the scurry.
6. Star gazing or
cloud watching?
Star gazing. I love going camping and being away from all
the city lights. The stars are most incredible when you are away from life.
7. What time of the
day do you feel the most productive?
Right around… 6. Could be because
that is my lucky number or it could be because that is when I get home and I
can change into something comfy, eat what is sitting in my pantry, and get
biii-zayyy.